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Written by Northern Student   
Wednesday, 04 April 2007
April 1
Indecent exposure
Bucky the Beaver was arrested for indecent exposure, and inciting a riot outside of Decker Hall. Bucky was quoted as saying “It was a Jell-O mold, and I’m a Beaver what am I supposed to wear?”
graffiti
Security reported an incident of Graffiti on a students person. “They said it was the Pen 15 club but it just looks like…”
April 2
emergency call
Student dialed 911 accidently looking for his ex-girlfriend. Booty calls are no longer considered an emergency according to the authorities.

 
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